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- She thought a quarterback was a refund.
- She thought General Motors was in the army.
- She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
- She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
- At the bottom of an application where it says 'Sign here:' she wrote 'Sagittarius.'
- She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
- She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
- Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'
- She tripped over a cordless phone.
- She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said 'Concentrate.'
- She told me to meet her at the corner of 'WALK' and 'DON'T WALK.'
- She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
- She studied for a blood test.
- She sold the car for gas money.
- When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
- When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, 'Airport Left,' she turned around and went home.
- When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
- She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
- She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
- She had a shirt that said 'TGIF,' which she thought stood for 'This Goes In Front.'
- She thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company.
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